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Top 10 Reasons Why Studying Is Better Than Sex
10. You can usually find someone to do it with.
9. If you get tired, you can stop, save your place, and pick up where you left off.
8. You can finish early without feelings of guilt or shame.
7. When you open a book, you don't have to worry about who else has opened it.
6. A little coffee and you can do it all night.
5. If you don't finish a chapter, you won't gain a reputation as a "book teaser".
4. You can do it, eat and watch TV all at the same time.
3. You don't get embarrassed if your parents interrupt you in the middle.
2. You don't have to put your beer down to do it.
And the number one reason is .....
1. If you aren't sure what you're doing, you can always ask your roommate for help!
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Becky, from the looks of the topic title, did something about this topic excite you?
Just curious.
Bob
Thank you for bringing that to everyone's attention, Bob. I knew I could count on you to point out my mistake. Now, back to sex...er...I mean studying.
You are quite welcome Becky. A mistake of yours is a joy to see.
Now, can we get on with our studies of human sexuality?
Bob
I'm sure you have a lot to learn.
Sure, teach me!
What's those two bumps for?
What's this?
What's that?
Come on, Becky, teach me.
Bob (leaves the boards panting).
I think this board topic might have to be rated X if we're not careful.
Nem? Are you catching any of this? Want to join in? How bout a threesome?
Hey, we need another girl over here please.
Bob
Yes a girl please. Oh and beckie I can do all the stuff in number 4 and have sex, or continue havin sex, or maybe all included would be sex? hahaha
Bob, from what you said it sounds like you would like to study anatomy and physiology. Becky, lets step into your box and outline a lesson plan suitable for bob. Now I think we should use Bertha, because well, her larger size will make things easier for him to see. Also Bertha's girth will provide a more tactile environment for bob to study. Lastly, click.
I hate to admit it, but, well done -Nim.
Forereel, the word for the day is p-e-r-f-o-r-m-a-n-c-e, not bluster. <jk>
Bob
I'll be holding a special study session tonight at midnight.
Lmao. Wow. You guys are . . . well, I'll leave it at that. Hahahahaha!
Will these classes be open to other applicants?:)
For real the classes are costly. As an institution for higher learning, we only accept the best applacants. We do not accept financial aid of any kind, nore do we offer scholarships. It should also be obvious to you that these classes are on a first cum, first served basis. We are a prestigious institution, and our name is our reputation. As you can see we have a detacated staff, willing to help you to achieve excellence in your course studies. By attending our educational facilities you will reep the benefits of our pain stakeing efforts to ensure quality instead of quantity. Please submit all applacations to:
The box
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Bob, Bertha will see you now. Becky nidnight sounds like a great time to plan tomorrow's lesson plan. I will be at your box under the cover of darkness. Please keee lights low as it effects my night blindness. Also please pull the curtains as I don't like the glare from the street lamps. Oh yeah, one more thing.
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Nem, I think I love you. You are hillarious.
This whole thing is disgusting. You guys give higher education a bad name--they didn't mean higher as in drugs.
Anyway, Bertha bit me.
Bob
saw this in my email. exilent
Have you ever wondered where the word male box came from?
Professor nem, or Miss Becky, please teach me.
Bob